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My parents and I talking about what we'd do with...
Mom: If you won the lottery what would you do with it?
Dad: Set up a college fund for our children, buy a house on hawaii, buy a new car
Mom: I'd donate it all to charity and buy a house in Paris.
Mom: What would you do with it?
Me: Well, you see, I'd hire a trained assassin to kill all the people I hate.
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Me: Whoops, I mean I'd donate it to charity.
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